photo via Dog Shaming
Oh, the troubled, antagonistic relationship I have with pants. I wish we could just be friends! I imagine myself in skinny jeans looking like this or this or this (like they’re “supposed” to), but I have these things called hips, so instead I look like this: WIDE.
Okay, it’s not as awful as I think it is in my head. I try to look at photos of myself objectively, but really, how objective can I be?
I ended up returning these AG Stevie jeans. I love how they look in the product shot (but the model doesn't have my hips, so go figure), but I'm not crazy about them on me. And the colour is more green than the turquoise/teal I wanted. So they're not worth it for the price, sadly.
I keep trying pants, I want to love pants, but pants don't love me back. I’m just not a pants girl. At least skirts still love me.